“I awoke around 2:30 this morning to what I first thought was a pre 4th of July fireworks display. Then I looked out my front window to see the car pulling out of my driveway. Evidently the post of the Fort Knox Mailbox impeded the three point turn which was being made in my driveway. I regret not having gone outside to get a license plate number and perhaps summoning the police to see if the driver of the vehicle was intoxicated. With Soobies ‘gentlemens club’ just two doors away from me, I am sure that alcohol may have been a factor in this mornings incident. Now I will have to buy some rubbing compound and get the automobile paint off of the mailbox post. It occurs to me the vehicle took second place.”
Thanks!